First Base

When Wormy can zing you like that, your life choices might need to be reevaluated.

Conversion

If you've spent your life being kind of a dick, Sluggy, it should come as no surprise when people are confused that someone would date you, especially a supposedly "good Christian girl".

You Sir, Are No Tom Jones

To be fair, when I wrote this, Rhianna had just rekindled her relationship with Chris Brown.  

And seriously, Tom Jones is like the Highlander.

What Kind of Sister

Honestly...I'd be more disappointed if it was the first kind of sister.

Mumble Mary Margaret

Waaaaaaaaait, really?  We're going there?

Oh yes, we are going there.

Christian Monopoly

"Hot as Hell" should definitely be a descriptor on a Christian dating website.

Double Meanings

Words to live by.  You heard it here first.