The Dangers of Midget Porn

And thus we bring to a close the "Survive-it" saga.  Just be wary about punching in the wrong web-address, you never know what crack-addled slum in New Jersey you will wake up in.  

Next up on the docket is a quick one-off strip to close out the week and Monday starts a new, short, story line that revolves around a secret about The Kidney Bean in Tights.

Irony

If only pink bunnies replaced everything that made us squeamish, we could have been spared years of Snooki.

Breaking Point

My breaking point would be getting peed on as well.  Just throwing that out there.

Bare Knuckle Boxing

If only everything in life was decided in this manner...

That Charming Personality

A big thank you to Lindsey for emailing this strip to me so I could post it on time!

Fried Brain Syndrome

I have not eaten rats at all much less three days in a row, so I can not necessarily attest to the validity of Shrimpy's statement.  However it does seem plausible, especially New Jersey rats.

Forshizzle

Hey, at least this immunity challenge has something to do with their setting, there's no standing on a pole only to be tempted with peanut butter here.

Don't Ask

Really, there was no intentional correlation between the timing of these last four strips and this.  The fact that Proops looks completely different from strip to strip is 100% on me and the fact that these were not necessarily produced in the order you see them.  But if you squint he kind of looks the same.  Squint harder. Harder.  Okay, just close your eyes and pretend.

Take a Knee

It's never a knee, is it ladies?

Spooning

Hey man, I don't care about your sexual orientation, I would just rather that your big reveal of said orientation does not come while I am the "little spoon", that's all i'm sayin'.  Common courtesy.

Buddy System

Just in terms of full disclosure - I never had to sleep in the buddy system when I was a cub scout.

Danger

There are some seriously scary parts of South Jersey in general, and Newark specifically.  It gets worse when you don't expect to wind up there, like after a wrong turn or something like that.  The garbage smell gets worse and for just a split second you wonder if all the doors in your car are locked.

And I know that all bigger cities have areas like this, but damn, Jersey is just terrible.

On Second Thought

Be careful what you wish for.

Lunch Special

Always be wary when something is referred to as the "special of the day".  It's probably the food that's either closest to going bad, or closest to clawing your eyes out.

Service with a smile

Isn't that how everyone expects to be greeted at a New Jersey restaurant?  They are the most polite state in the nation after all.

Rats have damaged his brain

That may be the strangest, and downright worst drawn rat since this one.

Barbecue Sauce

Yup, that response is pretty much par for the course when speaking to Wormy.  And if I was to ever cook a rat, I would definitely do it over a spit.

Rats for Breakfast

Something tells me they don't leave the whiskers on when rats are actually cooked and eaten, of course you probably don't eat a rat like a corndog either, so there's that.

Food?

First things first, I would like to thank Rich Johnston over at Bleeding Cool (http://www.bleedingcool.com/) for running my Joe Kubert essay and strip from last week.  It has already produced a positive result for the site and I appreciate the opportunity that he provided.  For those of you that are new to the site, welcome!  Take some time to look through the other posts and familiarize yourself with this gang of misfits.  Don't worry, I'll be waiting here when you get back.  If you have time or the inclination, drop me a comment on what you would like to see reviewed on this site, or any other praise/criticism for that matter.

Thanks again!

Apparently rats are quite tasty (so says the Discovery Channel) but those were wild rats that ate grains and plants in Asia, not Jersey rats that ate garbage, so I don't anticipate this being too much of a delicacy.

Search for Fire

They always make such a big deal about being able to make fire on Survivor, It would definitely be easier to manage that if you have car bombings and general mayhem surrounding your "campsite".