Monday, November 30, 2015

Mashed Potatoes

Well, that seems appropriate talk for the holiday season.  
The more you know!

Friday, November 27, 2015

Good Luck Chuck

More Black Friday goodness in our annual series about the American greed holiday. 

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

That's a No

Never believe a girl if she says she has divine protection as birth control.

The more you know.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

The Second Date

Sluggy has obviously spent a little too much time "researching" what convents are supposed to be like. 

Monday, November 16, 2015

First Base

When Wormy can zing you like that, your life choices might need to be reevaluated.

Friday, November 13, 2015


If you've spent your life being kind of a dick, Sluggy, it should come as no surprise when people are confused that someone would date you, especially a supposedly "good Christian girl".

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

You Sir, Are No Tom Jones

To be fair, when I wrote this, Rhianna had just rekindled her relationship with Chris Brown.  
And seriously, Tom Jones is like the Highlander.

Monday, November 9, 2015

What Kind of Sister

Honestly...I'd be more disappointed if it was the first kind of sister.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Mumble Mary Margaret

Waaaaaaaaait, really?  We're going there?
Oh yes, we are going there.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Christian Monopoly

"Hot as Hell" should definitely be a descriptor on a Christian dating website.

Monday, November 2, 2015