Fred Bares All

And thus we conclude the first big story-arc for Eat @ Shrimpy's.  Tune in on Friday for the beginning of the next fun-filled adventure, this time with goats!

Public Service

If only every horrible situation could be resolved through an apology and/or public service.

Oh, wait, just ask every athlete/movie star that has ever gotten in trouble with the law.

Stumps

This is probably my favorite joke of the first "story arc."  

Also, did you read Nik's latest Zombie flavored article?  It's below.

oooo, a bouncy ball!

I apologize to everyone if the sight of that child gives you nightmares.

The Wrong Kind

This joke was at least ten times funnier when he was alive.  

Stupid stingrays.

Good Idea?

Behold the genesis of the Eat @ Shrimpy's name!

Back the truck up

Oh the perks of being a director, trucks full of playboy models to dump in hot tubs at you leisure.

That's how it works, right?

Quiet on the set

An Eat @ Shrimpy's commercial, directed by Scorsese, probably starring Leonardo DiCaprio.  

Tell me that wouldn't prompt you to eat there.

Fire!

Fire Safety Kiddies!

Ah-Choo

 This seems appropriate for allergy season

Fuzzy Soup

I wouldn't be surprised if this is what some chefs actually look like

Clean-up on Aisle Ape

I think we need a bigger mop.

I'm a little teapot

If you look closely in that last panel you can make out very poor representations of Hovard Johannsen and Andy Kubert from back in my Kubert school days, circa 2006.

Tinkerbell

Because really, what else would you name a gorilla?

Insensitivity

Who can really say no to a kidney bean with a sad face like that?

And Gorilla Makes Three

I mean, really, where else would the Gorilla follow him home from?

Burp

If Sluggy was real, his burps would taste like victory. 

Short Bus

Tell me you have never felt this way about some of your friends.

Umbrellas

Never trust a Slug with $100 and any iota of responsibility, Shrimpy should have known better.

Strippers

After the two strips on the weekend, we now begin at the beginning.  

The takeaway from this strip is to always know your audience.