Prowess

And with that we wrap up another storyline.  Tune in next Monday for the start of a bit of a road-trip.

The Plight of the Boxer

I have to imagine the endorsement deals are few and far between for post-fight boxers.

Civilized

Mike Tyson is one thivilized thumbitch as well, just ask him.

Yes Sluggy, Yes You Are

I want a business card with "Master of Gumdrop Mountain" on it.  

Sounds legit.

Too legit, in fact.

Too legit to quit.

Hey

Hey

Sanctum Sanctorum

What better way to wind down after a fight than with a little game of Yahtzee!

The Man Behind the Mask

When in doubt, always identify the losing boxer by his injury.

Cauliflower

...gross...

Man-Sweat

Sometimes, you've just got to be there in person.

Tooth

Spud may have bit off more than he can chew in this match-up...especially if he is missing teeth

Special Guest

Originally, Spud's opponent was going to be Sugar Ray Finhead, the creation of one of my former teachers, 

but I never got the go ahead from him in time so I went with the Masked Hippo, 

a character that has been kicking around since the very first issue of "The Masked Shrimp" sixteen years ago 

(but if you owned "Shrimpology" you would already know that).

Spud

Nothing looks fancier on boxers than the shiny shorts with the big waistband.

High Roller 2

How Sluggy can see any bulge as she's walking away I have no idea.

Kicking and Screaming

Sometimes, Sluggy just needs to be dragged away from bad situations.  This isn't the first, nor the last incident.  

Usually those revolve around strippers named after spices, but that's just Sluggy. 

Sluggy's Contribution

I am just envisioning a stack of IOU's that reach the ceiling.

Wormy's Contribution

If you can get that song out of your head for the next few hours, you're a better person than I am.

Pooling the Winnings

That guy on the far left really believes that he is carrying a winning quarter...

he's incorrect.

Souvenirs

Seriously, I've never been to a boxing match in person, what kind of souvenirs do they offer?  

Bowing Out

I believe there's a Kenny Rogers song in here somewhere...

High Roller

Vultures come in many colors apparently.

Buffet

Boneless ribs are pretty goddamn amazing, aren't they?