The Twin Cities

Just remember, regardless of who you voted for yesterday, you still get new Eat @ Shrimpy's strips three times a week!

weighing the options

When weighing the contributions of our northern and southern neighbors for any reason 

(apparently in Sluggy's case, who to nuke when he becomes mayor) always think with your little head. 

O' Canada

Poor Canada.  At least everyone up there can be treated for radiation poisoning on their universal healthcare, right?  It's only a small silver lining on that dark mushroom cloud.

Perms, not a good idea

I kind of wish that the default when there is a request to do something with one's hair is to just get a perm.  Wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone walked around looking like Bob from "That 70's Show"?

Makes you think

Personally, I think Sluggy set the bar a little low.  He is definitely better than either of the primary candidates we have currently running for president (though I am probably a little biased).

That's the way it is

I'm not scared of white rappers with guns, they are kind of cute.  

Like a dog in a sombrero, you just want to go "awwww, he thinks he's people."

Truth

Seriously, I bet we all know at least one person that has no business voting.  

I'm from Central New York, so I know at least fifteen.

Rationalizing the American Experience

And so it begins.  Aren't election years awesome!