Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Estrogen

So, all this emotion was just a chemical imbalance?  
I guess that makes sense.

Monday, December 28, 2015

Squealer

And you officially know way too much about Sluggy now.
You're welcome

Friday, December 25, 2015

'Tis the Christmas Season

And a very Merry Christmas to all of you out there, even the ones that don't partake in rum balls and spiked eggnog.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Friday, December 18, 2015

That Wasn't in Her Profile

You don't always meet horrible people on internet dating sites, but when you do, oh boy are they the worst.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Misinterpretation

Seriously, who does charity plumbing work at all, much less in the middle of the night?

Friday, December 11, 2015

Flowers

Though he's right, if someone gives you VD, they owe you flowers!

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

A Nun's Standards

Shrimpy is making a marinara sauce.
You know...just in case you were wondering

Monday, December 7, 2015

Divine Intervention

What kind of venereal disease does Sluggy have?  
Well, that's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes would have trouble figuring out.  
Even to your best friends, do you come right out and tell them you have an STD?  
Is that something friends do?  

Friday, December 4, 2015

The Devil

That's got to be it, right?  That's the only logical explanation.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

It Burns

I'd say that this is part of the public service announcement, but if you need to be told to avoid having sex with your dinner, something tells me you can't read what's written here anyway.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Mashed Potatoes

Well, that seems appropriate talk for the holiday season.  
The more you know!

Friday, November 27, 2015

Good Luck Chuck

More Black Friday goodness in our annual series about the American greed holiday. 

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

That's a No

Never believe a girl if she says she has divine protection as birth control.

The more you know.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

The Second Date

Sluggy has obviously spent a little too much time "researching" what convents are supposed to be like. 

Monday, November 16, 2015

First Base

When Wormy can zing you like that, your life choices might need to be reevaluated.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Conversion

If you've spent your life being kind of a dick, Sluggy, it should come as no surprise when people are confused that someone would date you, especially a supposedly "good Christian girl".

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

You Sir, Are No Tom Jones

To be fair, when I wrote this, Rhianna had just rekindled her relationship with Chris Brown.  
And seriously, Tom Jones is like the Highlander.

Monday, November 9, 2015

What Kind of Sister

Honestly...I'd be more disappointed if it was the first kind of sister.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Mumble Mary Margaret

Waaaaaaaaait, really?  We're going there?
Oh yes, we are going there.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Christian Monopoly

"Hot as Hell" should definitely be a descriptor on a Christian dating website.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Nanananana

It's time again for our annual Halloween strip!  
Can you name all the Batmans (Batmen?) in the picture?

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

I Met a Nice Girl

Well, this is technically the top of the hill, there's only one way to go, and that's down.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Friday, October 23, 2015

Fair Argument

You can be virtuous and avoid random hookups, but still be shitty with the whole touching kids thing at the same time.  Christianity kind of hangs their pope-hat on that.

Monday, October 19, 2015

What Do You Mean?

Sometimes Shrimpy can be on point, but still mean at the same time.  
Sluggy has feelings too, even if they are often masked by malt liquor.  

Friday, October 16, 2015

Genesis

Okay, let's see how many time I can be damned to Hell during this storyline.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Retribution

Because really, what better revenge than giant cartoon penises!

Friday, October 9, 2015

Laser

Because how do you deal with an uppity fishstick than by dunking them in a deep fryer?

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Fake

So, Fishstick knows it's fake, now Sluggy knows it's fake, but will Shrimpy realize it before he gets his ass lasered? 
Tune in Friday to find out!

Monday, October 5, 2015

Friday, October 2, 2015

Forgetful Juice

Of course it's possible, but is anything that cut and dry around here?
Come back next week to find out.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Queen

Who gets the word "Queen" tattooed on their ass?
Shrimpy, apparently.
Don't worry, this mystery is just starting to unravel.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Tattoo

That's called a cliffhanger!  Come back Wednesday to see what kind of tattoo Shrimpy put on his ass.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Deja Vu

This was initially the real point of this storyline, expounding upon how ridiculous all of the emails that promise you stupid guarantees, free healthcare, student loan relief, single women looking to mingle...

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Double Edged Brassiere

Aka: Sorry Sluggy, you don't have any redeeming qualities.
But really, what a revelation!

As a side note, when I originally began crafting this storyline, all of the stuff about duck faces and selfies and shit like that was not even a thing, so when it came time to finalize the story and put art to it, I expanded upon it and you get all of the gems that led to Sluggy's stunning realization about himself.  

Monday, September 14, 2015

Sluggy's Lightbulb


At least Sluggy is beginning to see the error of his ways, right?  
All he had to do was get elective cosmetic surgery to do so.

Friday, September 11, 2015

It Comes Together

Seriously, how is that not prostitution?  Lack of physical contact?  This world is going to hell.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015