Monday, August 31, 2015

The Picture

You'd think Sluggy would feel more open to the whole "walk of shame" thing.

Friday, August 28, 2015


This could lead to some pretty awkward first encounters after you've seen nothing but downshots on the internet and then you meet in real life and realize she is packing a spare tire in her spare tire.
Ladies, why must you lie to us?

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Duck Face

Yes, all of you that utilize the duck face look just as dumb as she does.

Monday, August 24, 2015


If I had to wear makeup, that's the kind I would wear too.
Now try and get that image out of your head.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Monday, August 17, 2015


Sometimes I worry that the jokes I have written a few years back will still be relevant.  
Luckily for me, Kim Kardashian and the other social media whores are still alive and well.

I never thought I would type that sentence.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Something Worthwhile

If Sluggy was to start a charity, it would have to be something involving boobs, right?

Monday, August 10, 2015

Don't Listen to the Internet

Naturally, if the internet says you need something, you should go out and get it.  
Now, if only that Nigerian Prince would show up with my money, I could get those penile implants...

Friday, August 7, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Monday, August 3, 2015


Don't lie, you all sing that song when someone compliments your looks.