Misinterpretation

Seriously, who does charity plumbing work at all, much less in the middle of the night?

Revelations

Double bummer indeed.

Flowers

Though he's right, if someone gives you VD, they owe you flowers!

A Nun's Standards

Shrimpy is making a marinara sauce.

You know...just in case you were wondering

Divine Intervention

What kind of venereal disease does Sluggy have?  

Well, that's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes would have trouble figuring out.  

Even to your best friends, do you come right out and tell them you have an STD?  

Is that something friends do?  

The Devil

That's got to be it, right?  That's the only logical explanation.

It Burns

I'd say that this is part of the public service announcement, but if you need to be told to avoid having sex with your dinner, something tells me you can't read what's written here anyway.