Mashed Potatoes

Well, that seems appropriate talk for the holiday season.  

The more you know!

Good Luck Chuck

More Black Friday goodness in our annual series about the American greed holiday. 

That's a No

Never believe a girl if she says she has divine protection as birth control.

The more you know.

Protection

Always use protection, kids!

Touched

Well, this took an odd turn...

The Second Date

Sluggy has obviously spent a little too much time "researching" what convents are supposed to be like. 

First Base

When Wormy can zing you like that, your life choices might need to be reevaluated.