Fishstick's Lament 1

Always be wary of a story told by the guy that has digitally kidnapped you and transported you into a video game.

The Invisible Barrier

And, as if on cue, the invisible barrier on the left side of the screen makes an appearance

The Arrow

It's true!  

Who remembers the giant arrow...and the fact that you couldn't move left even if you wanted 

to on many of the old games?

Ah, the good old days.

Zap 8

Well, that was too much information...

Zap 7

Poor Fred.  I think we can all empathize with him on this one.

Zap 6

And now you know...

Zap 5

Sometimes things don't go the way you want them, even when you're trapped in a videogame