I wish my phone had a frowny face on it when I received just that news in week two,
it would have made it easier to stomach.
After that,
we get a few art pages, showing cover designs and some shots of characters
before we head into preview art from the new mini-series that will be released
this year. Johnson has done a great
thing here, building up the interest and anticipation for his new series with
the free digital comic. I wish Sam would
start pimping out Eat @ Shrimpy’s, it
would be an international success overnight.
The
preview pages are broken down into two sections. One is an unlettered preview, which is
predictably a little hard to follow. I
have no doubt it will get easier once the text is added. The art by R.D. Ricci is a little stiff, but
the varied angles and panel types make for solid storytelling. When there are backgrounds in the panels,
they are very well executed as well. In
fact, the backgrounds blow the character work out of the water. The coloring is pretty grey and monotone, but
that’s standard comic book coloring nowadays, so I can’t really fault anyone
for sticking with the trend I suppose.
The
second section is a two page lettered preview, with art by Nathan Ramirez and
colors by M.K. Dodson (everything is written by Sam Johnson, in case you didn’t
gather that). This preview is an
interesting setup, and while the dialogue is about as stiff as the characters
in the previous preview, the premise is interesting and one that I am actually interested
in seeing to completion. The art is dark
and gloomy, fitting for this type of story.
Again, the backgrounds are a highlight as Ramirez looks like he really
referenced the building/car/etc. instead of drawing them from memory. The character work is pretty good as
well. The acting of the characters is a
little hit and miss, but it doesn’t really make you stop and wonder what the
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Shrimp:
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Assorted Freaks:
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The Masked Shrimp
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The Slugomatic
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Fred
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1-0
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The Wormy Guy
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The Masked Shrimpette
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Mr. Happee
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In
order for Starhawk to find out more about his parents, he first must save the
Silver Surfer from the Saturnian Hound Hawks (they basically look like flying
white cats) who are coming to feast on him.
Of course, this isn’t difficult for someone that travels at the speed of
light, so he quickly avoids them. That
is the problem with any threat to many of the Guardians, especially Starhawk,
he is so powerful that you never expect anything to really be his undoing.
After
saving, then healing, the Surfer, Starhawk learns that the Surfer’s current
condition has come at the hands of Galactus.
Apparently, even though that has been their arrangement, the Surfer
finding sustenance for Galactus, Galactus is tired of the Surfer’s choices in
terms of places to eat. So, in grand
Guardians tradition, Galactus just up and attacks the Surfer, and goes off
to…find a new planet to devour I guess?
While
the Surfer is out of sorts, Starhawk notices the Quantum bands around his
wrists and thinks that they might hold a clue as to his parents’ origins, and
therefore his own. However, it is not
his place to touch the Quantum bands as they are supposed to be passed from the
former to the new protector of the universe.
This is punctuated by Eon showing up and attacking him for even
attempting to use the Quantum bands. Eon
tries to return Starhawk to his child-form but somehow Starhawk bypasses that
and ages before Eon’s eyes until he is right back where we started. I’m not sure if Eon is just not as powerful
as we thought, or if Starhawk is more powerful than we thought, but this
display changes Eon’s mind and he gives Starhawk the Quantum bands anyway. So, again, a whole lot of fluff to get us to
where we were going anyway.
Starhawk
was correct though, as placing the bands on his wrists shows him that his
father was actually Quasar, the former protector of the universe (and I believe
he was an Avenger at one point too).
This ends this story as we have to wait until the next issue to see how
that all shakes out.
Nikki
has just gotten groceries (oranges and liquor from the looks of her bag) and is walking home in
a shady neighborhood when, surprise surprise, a couple no-good-niks show up to
rain on her parade. After getting
roughed up a bit by them she uses her fire-powers on them in order to get them
to back off…which does nothing but remove their shirts (their pants are
apparently flame retardant). Nikki then
uses a solar flare to blind them instead, and when their vision returns,
Charlie is standing in front of them and beats the tar out of them. Before we leave this party though, one of the
attempted rapists says that he knows something about more Jovians being
around. For those of you that forgot,
the Jovians are Charlie’s race, a race that was supposedly exterminated by the
Baddoon. Charlie and Nikki then call
Vance and tell him that they’re not coming back as they are going to find the
lost colony of Jovian slaves.