Thursday, March 12, 2015

Not so New Comic Review: Earth X #4

                This issue begins with the origin of the Black Panther.  It’s a pretty standard origin with good art by Jon Paul Leon, but again, the lack in variation when it comes to color makes everything a boring shade of grey.  After the quick origin, we are back in Latveria, where Reed Richards, along with the Inhumans, is trying to contact T’Challa, the Black Panther, out in his kingdom of Wakanda.  Reed is basically trying to rally all of his former friends, now the leaders of the various nations of the world.  T’Challa doesn’t want to help Reed by stopping the production of Vibranium (Wakanda is its place of origin) as he says that the spirits have spoke to him and he is doing this for his people.  What T’Challa has failed to tell Reed is that the same mists that changed the human population has also altered the animal population, they are all half animal-half human hybrids now. 

                Back in Latveria, Reed is still trying to figure out how to help the Inhumans, and comes up with the idea to use Cerebro, Charles Xavier’s old mutant detector.  With a few alterations, he believes that Cerebro can be used to find the real Inhumans amidst all of the “mutants” of the world. 

                Now we are back in California, as Cap confronts the Red Skull.  He believes that everyone deserves freedom because they are in America.  No matter what is happening, no matter how much the country, or the world for that matter, is falling apart, Cap will always be there to protect everyone’s individual freedoms.  That’s basically the lesson of this issue, and every issue of Captain America ever, right?  In talking to the Red Skull, we get a quick origin of Iron Maiden (who, as Krueger so eloquently states, like Jack Nicholson in Batman) gains her powers by falling into a vat of chemicals.  As Cap goes to stop the Skull, basically by pulling on his ear it looks like, he is hit with a flashback of Bucky courtesy of Spiders-Man (yup, that’s his name) whose power causes the target to hallucinate.

                To add insult to injury, the Skull, being the little douche that he is is content with mind-controlling everyone around Cap except for Cap in order to prove a point and force Cap to watch his country crumble around him.  To this end, he controls Redwing, making him beat the crap out of Cap.  He then basically banishes Cap, taking his partner from him yet again.  Leon does a great job of showing Cap’s isolation, and you really feel bad for the guy. 

                We are back in New York now, and we are greeted by the Hydra chasing after a winged devil girl, it turns out that she is Betty Banner, the Hulk’s wife (ex-wife?).  Right on cue, the Hulk shows up.  Now, this Hulk is different than the Hulk you know. He is two separate entities, yes, as we’ve seen in the past, but the smart, Banner part is a child now, while the Hulk part is more simian in nature than ever before.  Apparently saving Betty (who flies away in terror) was just a pit-stop on their way to Clea’s house (Clea, Dr. Strange’s old girlfriend, is now the Sorcerer Supreme).

                We end on that note, after a little exposition where X-51 comes to the conclusion that Celestials are the final step in human evolution, that all of the machinations of the Celestials when it comes to the populace of Earth up to this point have been in order to create new Celestials.  We, in essence, are their larvae.  An interesting theory indeed.


Next issue – Are we really larvae? Seriously?  And where does Cap go from here?

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