The Picture

You'd think Sluggy would feel more open to the whole "walk of shame" thing.

Downshot

This could lead to some pretty awkward first encounters after you've seen nothing but downshots on the internet and then you meet in real life and realize she is packing a spare tire in her spare tire.

Ladies, why must you lie to us?

Duck Face

Yes, all of you that utilize the duck face look just as dumb as she does.

Makeup

If I had to wear makeup, that's the kind I would wear too.

Now try and get that image out of your head.

Diet Sierra Mist

Am I right, or am I right?

The Master

Sluggy is a job creator!

Sluggy for President: 2016!

Empire

Sometimes I worry that the jokes I have written a few years back will still be relevant.  

Luckily for me, Kim Kardashian and the other social media whores are still alive and well.

I never thought I would type that sentence.

Something Worthwhile

If Sluggy was to start a charity, it would have to be something involving boobs, right?

Ahhhh, So Clear Now

Boobs = Free Stuff!

Don't Listen to the Internet

Naturally, if the internet says you need something, you should go out and get it.  

Now, if only that Nigerian Prince would show up with my money, I could get those penile implants...

I Blame You

Yup, that's exactly what you think it is.

The Master Plan

It actually kind of makes sense in a "Sluggy" kind of way

Diet

Don't lie, you all sing that song when someone compliments your looks.