Queen

Who gets the word "Queen" tattooed on their ass?

Shrimpy, apparently.

Don't worry, this mystery is just starting to unravel.

Tattoo

That's called a cliffhanger!  Come back Wednesday to see what kind of tattoo Shrimpy put on his ass.

There is a Difference

Really, would you expect any less?

Speculation

Well...that was awkward.

All the Rage

How dare you, Sluggy.

Deja Vu

This was initially the real point of this storyline, expounding upon how ridiculous all of the emails that promise you stupid guarantees, free healthcare, student loan relief, single women looking to mingle...

Double Edged Brassiere

Aka: Sorry Sluggy, you don't have any redeeming qualities.

But really, what a revelation!

As a side note, when I originally began crafting this storyline, all of the stuff about duck faces and selfies and shit like that was not even a thing, so when it came time to finalize the story and put art to it, I expanded upon it and you get all of the gems that led to Sluggy's stunning realization about himself.  

Sluggy's Lightbulb

At least Sluggy is beginning to see the error of his ways, right?  

All he had to do was get elective cosmetic surgery to do so.

It Comes Together

Seriously, how is that not prostitution?  Lack of physical contact?  This world is going to hell.

"Fans"

Dignity is a fleeting thing, as is sobriety.

What's in a Name?

It's true, have you seen that shit?  Kids these days...

Online Presence

Tell me I'm wrong.

Bathroom Mirror

And that's how it's done.