Estrogen

So, all this emotion was just a chemical imbalance?  

I guess that makes sense.

Squealer

And you officially know way too much about Sluggy now.

You're welcome

'Tis the Christmas Season

And a very Merry Christmas to all of you out there, even the ones that don't partake in rum balls and spiked eggnog.

Sympathy

They're super absorbent, for Sluggy's "heavy flow" days.

Popcorn Shrimpy

sooooo...that's a yes on the boobs?

That Wasn't in Her Profile

You don't always meet horrible people on internet dating sites, but when you do, oh boy are they the worst.

Misinterpretation

Seriously, who does charity plumbing work at all, much less in the middle of the night?

Revelations

Double bummer indeed.

Flowers

Though he's right, if someone gives you VD, they owe you flowers!

A Nun's Standards

Shrimpy is making a marinara sauce.

You know...just in case you were wondering

Divine Intervention

What kind of venereal disease does Sluggy have?  

Well, that's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes would have trouble figuring out.  

Even to your best friends, do you come right out and tell them you have an STD?  

Is that something friends do?  

The Devil

That's got to be it, right?  That's the only logical explanation.

It Burns

I'd say that this is part of the public service announcement, but if you need to be told to avoid having sex with your dinner, something tells me you can't read what's written here anyway.