Estrogen

So, all this emotion was just a chemical imbalance?  

I guess that makes sense.

Squealer

And you officially know way too much about Sluggy now.

You're welcome

'Tis the Christmas Season

And a very Merry Christmas to all of you out there, even the ones that don't partake in rum balls and spiked eggnog.

Sympathy

They're super absorbent, for Sluggy's "heavy flow" days.

Popcorn Shrimpy

sooooo...that's a yes on the boobs?

That Wasn't in Her Profile

You don't always meet horrible people on internet dating sites, but when you do, oh boy are they the worst.

Misinterpretation

Seriously, who does charity plumbing work at all, much less in the middle of the night?