Thursday, May 14, 2015

Not so New Comic Review: Earth X #X

                This is it!  Being that this might just be the end of the world, there are no pleasantries like an origin story, or anything like that.  We jump right into the action.  First things first, we find that Iron Man was killed in his attack on the Celestials.  It took a little longer than expected, but he succumbed to his injuries.  We then see an awesome double page spread (and there are a lot of double page spreads in this issue) that shows Galactus facing off with the Celestials.  Overlaying that image is text of X-51 basically recapping the series so far. 

                As Galactus begins drilling into the Earth’s core, aware but oblivious to the presence of the Celestials around him, Namor rockets out of the ocean, free of the influence of the Skull, and as pissed off as Namor ever is, he calls upon the creatures of the ocean to attack a nearby Celestial, damaging it, but not really doing much harm. 

                On the moon, John Jameson has turned into a werewolf and is attacking everyone else on the moon (including his wife and child).  X-51 uses his teleportation door to send John to Earth, the part of it that is lit by the sun so John changes back to a human.  Of course, at this point, John’s wife gets angry with X-51 for sending John to a planet that is about to be destroyed.  Women, am I right?  Back on Earth, Silver Surfer’s lady friend, Shalla-Bal (the whole reason he became the herald of Galactus in the first place) is killed by the Celestials.  We are then shown the true power of Galactus, the Celestial-beating majesty.  We are also treated to a conversation between X-51 and Reed where we learn that Galactus really was turned into a star and the Galactus that is now on Earth is not the Galactus we all know. 

                The Celestials strike back and attack Galactus, wounding him.  However, through the conversation of Reed and X-51, we learn that the higher form of mutation that everyone is heading toward, after they all become shapeshifters, is a metaphysical one.  A mutation where the individual is basically what anyone thinks that they are.  This is a great way to reintroduce the Asgardians (the dead ones anyway) led by Loki.  He has made them all believe that they are not dead (because they aren’t) and they ride in to fight the Celestials…who promptly cause them to think they are dead again, so they all just drop into the ocean. 

                As the fight rages, we follow Reed as he teleports to the side of the Inhumans in order to not only tell Medusa that her husband is dead, but to also show her that her son, the one they have been looking for this whole time, was the black knight in Captain Britain’s care.  Black Bolt made Captain Britain promise to raise him and keep him safe until the return of the Inhumans. 

                Back in New York, Galactus rises and keeps killing Celestials, to the point that they retreat.  We then find out that Galactus, this Galactus is actually Franklin Richards in a higher form of his mutation.  Reed can’t talk to Franklin as his son though as that would shatter the illusion that Galactus is Galactus, thus throwing the balance of the universe in jeopardy.  Reed bites the bullet and speaks to Galactus as the world devourer, asking him to spare Earth.  Galactus agrees, does something, then leaves, vowing never to return.  I am not sure if he killed the Celestial embryo or not, as that’s never explained, but I would assume so, or else Earth is doomed anyway. 

                We travel to the moon, where X-51 has unraveled the mystery of the Watchers.  Apparently, as penance for not stopping the birth of Galactus, the Watchers are forced to be nursemaids to the Celestial embryos for all time.  This is why Uatu gave Reed the Ultimate Nullifier in the first place, to do away with Galactus once and for all.  X-51 then removes all of the monitoring devices from Uatu, he can no longer even hear what is going on on Earth.  He is completely blind and alone.

                Back on Earth, Reed has come up with a way to remove the Terrigen mists from the air.  Each country is to build a giant torch that basically burns the mists away, making the population of the Earth human again.  There is nothing said as to whether this will only work on those that received their powers through the mists or not, as all the mists did was apparently activate a dormant seed inside humanity, that was activated by other means in other heroes.  Not everyone is building a torch though, as Black Panther would rather have weird animal people because of his religious beliefs.

                Towards the end, we see Captain Mar-Vell come to Reed in a dream, telling him that he is coming back from the dead, very Jesus-y, and to prepare for his return.  We end the series with Luna, Quicksilver and Crystal’s daughter gaining her final form, just in time for Cap to light the torch and remove the Terrigen mists from the atmosphere.

                While this entire series was very well conceived, it got a little long-winded in places and dragged on at times before getting to the good stuff.  The art was great, both in terms of the character designs as well as the actual narrative art.  The colors were dark, muddy and did little to help the book though.  Of everything, the coloring was the worst part of the book, but everything else was pretty well done, with the highlight being Cap’s monologue in issue twelve.


Next: We check out the return of Mar-Vell in Universe X!    

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