Thursday, April 17, 2014

Not So New Comic Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (1991) #30

                Please welcome to the fold, new regular penciler: Kevin West!  Let’s watch over the course of the rest of this book as West transforms from a fairly good, fairly realistic penciler, to another shitty Liefeld clone.  I have a feeling this had more to do with Marvel requesting that West adhere more to their house style in the 90s (which happened to be crap) than with him actually doing this on his own. 

                We open this issue on a heated argument between Vance and Charlie as the original mission of destroying the Badoon has resurfaced now that the whole doppelganger bullshit has finished.  As they fight, Starhawk jumps in to stop them, meaning that he somehow got control of his body back from Aleta last issue (which would explain her scream I suppose).  While Vance stays behind, the rest of the Guardians head to their spaceship and make out for the Badoon homeworld. 

                Let’s make a quick stop under the dome, where Rancor and the mutants are being held.  Rancor is pissed, scratching and clawing at stuff like an angry cat, until Dr. Doom shows up.

                That’s it for that, back to Vance, who is actually thinking of betraying his teammates and warning the Badoon of their impending arrival, even though it means that he’ll most likely be condemning his friends to death.  Not only is he thinking about it, he actually sends the transmission, tattling on his teammates (which picks up a strange entity along the way).  Vance Astro is a douche.  I know that he is saving the Badoon from extermination, but this move still makes him a douche. 

                On the Guardians’ ship, Starhawk is struggling with Aleta trying to overtake his body.  It is apparently emitting so much energy that Charlie banishes him from the ship, lest he destroy it completely. 

                Talon, the only member of the team left that was not personally touched by the Badoon tries to reason with Charlie and Nikki, stating that their preemptive strike might not be a great idea.  Nikki reassures him be regaling us all with her history and then crying about it.  I understand that she is probably quite emotional about this, but what I don’t understand is how someone that has such a high body temperature is even able to cry without the tears immediately evaporating.  Those tears seem to convince Talon of the validity of their quest though. 

                On the Badoon homeworld, Vance’s transmission has come through, but so has the stowaway.  An energy surge hits the Badoon manning the controls, momentarily knocks him out then brings him back full of power.

                On Earth, Vance terminates the signal, having a change of heart about tattling on his friends.  Little does he know that the damage is done. 

                On Earth in the thirty-first century, the Punishers are slowly but surely being defeated by the Commandeers.  Unfortunately, the Commandeers have bigger fish to fry as Retox, a gang based around the Realiteevee that the Guardians destroyed many issues ago, are looking to get their fix and make things miserable for everyone.

                Back in the present day, Charlie loads a nuke to destroy the Badoon and Vance continues to brood about his decision, until he gets stopped by Captain America.

                Next issue: It’s a bro-tastic adventure as Cap and Vance go all Thelma and Louise…just kidding.  It’s Guardian vs. Guardian as the slow demise of Kevin West’s talent continues.  







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