Curioser and Curioser

While I would never wish for a Jersey Shore sex tape myself, it does seem odd that there isn't one in existence yet.  Hell, even Kim Kardashian did it, and you can't tell me that the Snooki and her gang of meatballs are better than that attention whore.  Of course, if anyone reading this owns a copy of a Jersey Shore sex tape, you need to burn it in a ritualized sacrifice, almost like a voodoo doll, or else its images ill haunt you for the rest of your days.