Further proof that
Old Navy spends too much time on shitty commercials
-Matt
How does this get all the way to the store shelves without
one person saying “uhhh, I don’t think that’s 100% accurate.” Of course, hasn’t Old Navy done stupid things
with T-shirts before?
Oh good, we’re
letting lawyers determine “art” now
-Matt
The fact that the second sentence of the article mentions oral arguments is just classic. The mention that these dances are
choreographed does take a little of the magic and mystery out of the lap dance
though, doesn’t it? And I thought the
girl really liked me and wanted me to be happy, not that she was counting 1, 2,
3; 1, 2, 3 in her head the whole time.
Dumb and dumber
-Matt
When in doubt, eat the evidence. Seriously, who pays for something at a theme
park with a fifty? I don’t really have
much more to say about this one, the article pretty much speaks for itself.
Yes, I actually
received this.
-Matt
This is not a link, but an actual email that I
received. Go ahead and read it, try not
to laugh to loudly when you do.
Hello My Beloved
I am writing this mail to you With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Linda Suleman Hassan, 25yrs old female from Southern Sudan in Africa.
My father Dr.Suleman Hassan was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir ofSouth Sudan
for Decentralization. My father Dr.Suleman Hassan , my mother including other
top Military officers and top government officials where on board when the
plane crashed at the regional capital (400km) west of Juba on Friday May 02,
2008.
some months after the burial of my father, my uncle conspired with my step mother and sold my father's properties to a Chinese Expatriate. On a faithful morning I opened my father's briefcase and found out document which my beloved late father used and deposit money in a Bank inBurkina Faso Burkina Faso
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own blood sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount i USD6.8 Million} and I have confirmed from the bank inBurkina Faso
However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me.
Sincerely yours,
Miss Linda Hassan
I am writing this mail to you With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Linda Suleman Hassan, 25yrs old female from Southern Sudan in Africa.
My father Dr.Suleman Hassan was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of
some months after the burial of my father, my uncle conspired with my step mother and sold my father's properties to a Chinese Expatriate. On a faithful morning I opened my father's briefcase and found out document which my beloved late father used and deposit money in a Bank in
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own blood sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount i USD6.8 Million} and I have confirmed from the bank in
However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me.
Sincerely yours,
Miss Linda Hassan
I just thought I would share that little gem with you.
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