From the state that
brought you Sarah Palin
-Matt
Yup, this is real. Apparently
voting jokes into office is not limited to the Governor.
Bobcat pulls a
reverse Shawshank
-Matt
What really gets me about this article is the fact that the
Bobcat was able to break in because he “climbed a fence or pushed in through
some gap in the fence”. Really? That Washington
prison is so insecure that there are holes in the fences?
Dear India
-Matt
When you invite someone to perform that is notorious for
crazy, provocative costumes and then sue her for indecency, you look
stupid. Way to look stupid India . It would be like me attending a Phish concert
and suing the band because I got a contact high. Looks like some people in India have done a little too much
bathing in the shit river, it’s messing with their minds.
Fred Willard pulls a
PeeWee! (That just sounds dirty)
-Matt
I think my first question is, why the hell do they have porn
movie theaters anymore? Everyone can get
porn at home and yet you would rather go to a theater and pay someone money
(probably avoiding their eyes in the process) so you can sit in a
sticky-floored theater with other guys watching some guy bang a girl (or guy,
or goat, whatever).
My second question: you are a celebrity, what the fuck? When did this occur to you as being a good
idea?
My third and final question: Is the “porn theater” beat a
desired beat for cops or is that where you stick rookies and people you don’t
like? My guess is the latter but you
never know.
Thanks for playing Jersey !
-Matt
Hmm, another corrupt New
Jersey politician.
This is my surprised face.
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