Are you sure this was
just a hunter?
-Matt
So this guy needs to actual get into a herd of goats to hunt
them? How is he hunting them? With piano wire, all mafia style? I guess that being able to get closer to the
animal you are hunting obviously increases your accuracy, but shouldn’t you
wear something to blend into the local flora?
It feels like the old cartoons with the wolf and sheep dog where the
wolf dresses up like a sheep in order to catch his prey. I’m just hoping a male goat takes a liking to
this guy and gives him and old “welcome to the herd” if you know what I mean.
This is a sign of
things to come
-Matt
I am not all for plane crashes or anything like that, and
it’s nice to see the pilot is fine, but if you can’t laugh at the ominous
foreshadowing by having a “will you marry me” banner plane crash, then you have
no humor in your soul. To the bride and
groom: get out now while you still can
(and honeymoon locally).
Find someone else to
blame
-Matt
Isn’t this the American way?
You know who is responsible for the shooting? The fucking shooter. Suing the movie theater, the shooter’s
doctors and Warner Brothers for creating violent movies just makes me not care
for you as a victim at all. I realize
that you are probably hurt and traumatized by the incident, a lot of people
are, but suing anyone and everyone that you think could be responsible turns
you from a victim into just a giant douche (the lawyer is a giant douche too
but that goes without saying as it pretty much comes with the law degree). Fuck you Torrence Brown, Jr. Karma is a bitch, maybe next time the shooter
will aim better.
News?
-Matt
You know what gets rid of a stinky sponge? Getting rid of the stinky sponge. What are they $1.50? Just get a new fucking sponge! How is this news? How have we gotten to a point where we as a
society are trying to prolong the life of a dish sponge?
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